Give it Some Uterus.
I've started using 'uterus' when I mean tough, optimistic and resilient. I just posted, potentially-a-bit-too-weird-for-LinkedIn, on LinkedIn, and wanted to share the definitely-too-profane-for-LinkedIn version...
These are my balls, given to me by business-partner-Kate. “Next time someone tells you to put your balls on the table, you can.”
I have been told I have balls, big balls, to put my balls on the line, the table, and to take my balls “firmly in hand”. These statements are meant to be a good thing, and while I receive them as intended, knowing they are a compliment, I think a little less of the speaker.
It’s never sexual, and that may be part of the intended honour, bestowing me with balls, I’m just like a real person to them.
Now, holding my shiny, silver balls between thumb and forefinger, I’ve given it some thought and decided, I would rather not be called ballsy. There is a better word, for more admirable qualities.
The quote turns out to be misattributed to Betty White, who didn’t say “Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
In truth, Betty “would never say such a thing” and on closer reading, there is, in the words, violence and disrespect to vaginas. Probably not spoken by a woman.
But it is not the vagina - oh glorious canal of passion and gore - that inspires me with entrepreneurial spirit. There is a much better exemplar of optimism and resilience.
The uterus.
The uterus prepares for success, every month*, establishing the conditions, so that everything is in place for the right opportunity.
When that opportunity does NOT come along, it’s “clear the decks!”, and get ready for next time. You just never know when your ship will come in and the uterus is undeterred, she knows that everything is temporary, and she gets on with it.
I've raised this with friends and they suggest "uterus" isn't as catchy as "balls" (no pun intended)... but I've started already. Just last week I found myself saying "the sheer uterus it must have taken to make that happen".
I think I'm onto something.
*Referring to textbook uterus behaviour. This metaphor has not yet been extended to menopause. Interested in suggestions.
Footnote - yes, someone has created, and is selling, veiny metal testicles, which are cast from those of their dog. They come in three sizes.
